Dussbudnarljop is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring hippopotamus.

Dussbudnarljop created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussbudnarljop, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dussbudnarljop, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Dussbudnarljop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dussbudnarljop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide if three foxes approach from the south.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dussbudnarljop on top of all buildings.

4. Dussbudnarljop loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.