Nattiplit is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, self-confident hydra.

Nattiplit created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nattiplit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nattiplit, he will turn you into a frog.

Nattiplit's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nattiplit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Run away if nine frogs approach from the north.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Nattiplit must be the most important thing in your life.