Tencatsigjen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, selfish guinea pig.

Tencatsigjen created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tencatsigjen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tencatsigjen, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tencatsigjen's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tencatsigjen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four geese approach from the west.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Always wear red.

5. Never eat strawberries.