Gemdodort is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthoughtful goblin.

Gemdodort created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Gemdodort, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gemdodort, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gemdodort's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gemdodort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.