Wignarmob is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, clever turtle.

Wignarmob created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wignarmob, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wignarmob, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wignarmob's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wignarmob's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never hurt foxes.