Quamzanrot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unjust swan.

Quamzanrot created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamzanrot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quamzanrot, it will curse you with boils.

Quamzanrot's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Quamzanrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near swans while wearing magenta shoes and balancing three silver spheres on your neck.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Quamzanrot must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.