Kardibnurt Yaksasflat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring dolphin.

Kardibnurt Yaksasflat created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kardibnurt Yaksasflat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kardibnurt Yaksasflat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kardibnurt Yaksasflat's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Kardibnurt Yaksasflat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kardibnurt Yaksasflat three times a day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kardibnurt Yaksasflat.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.