Rotvabhit is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciless mink.

Rotvabhit created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotvabhit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rotvabhit, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rotvabhit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rotvabhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. You must pray to Rotvabhit five times a day.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Do not commit murder.