Sandrawvonk Cimquillsid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, calm octopus.

Sandrawvonk Cimquillsid created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandrawvonk Cimquillsid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sandrawvonk Cimquillsid, she will turn you into a slug.

Sandrawvonk Cimquillsid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sandrawvonk Cimquillsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near swans.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help cats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.