Tifflyrapmis Bastingtip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing centaur.

Tifflyrapmis Bastingtip created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifflyrapmis Bastingtip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tifflyrapmis Bastingtip, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tifflyrapmis Bastingtip's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tifflyrapmis Bastingtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.