Bemtargwig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless otter.

Bemtargwig created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bemtargwig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bemtargwig, it will remove you from existence.

Bemtargwig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bemtargwig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bemtargwig on top of all buildings.

2. Put Bemtargwig first in all things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.