Cudsagtap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate skunk.

Cudsagtap created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudsagtap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cudsagtap, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cudsagtap's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cudsagtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.