Stragsigfitcud is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty weasel.

Stragsigfitcud created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragsigfitcud, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stragsigfitcud, it will make you grow a tail.

Stragsigfitcud's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Stragsigfitcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.