Kadnellsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, conceited meerkat.

Kadnellsaw created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadnellsaw, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kadnellsaw, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kadnellsaw's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Kadnellsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never feed lots of wheat to snails while wearing orange coats.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.