Fagwabshav is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane frog.

Fagwabshav created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagwabshav, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fagwabshav, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fagwabshav's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fagwabshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Fagwabshav in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always look after injured porpoises.

4. Hide from magenta tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.