Fadtanvin Dinlistfat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil hyena.

Fadtanvin Dinlistfat created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Fadtanvin Dinlistfat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fadtanvin Dinlistfat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fadtanvin Dinlistfat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fadtanvin Dinlistfat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Fadtanvin Dinlistfat on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near birds while wearing black scarves.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never paint your legs violet.

5. Never feed cherries to tapirs while wearing tights.