Flowrapgem is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, kind walrus.

Flowrapgem created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowrapgem, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flowrapgem, she will make you grow a tail.

Flowrapgem's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Flowrapgem's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near ants while wearing mauve coats and balancing eight silver spheres on your neck.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.