Fotbastontmumbognibziggum is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring butterfly.

Fotbastontmumbognibziggum created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotbastontmumbognibziggum, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fotbastontmumbognibziggum, he will turn you into a snail.

Fotbastontmumbognibziggum's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fotbastontmumbognibziggum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Fotbastontmumbognibziggum loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near goats while wearing green boots and balancing six nickel spheres on your arms.