Zodsanstip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic duck.

Zodsanstip created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodsanstip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zodsanstip, she will not invite you to parties.

Zodsanstip's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Zodsanstip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear purple shoes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never pour water over plants.