Natteencep is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, fast otter.

Natteencep created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natteencep, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Natteencep, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Natteencep's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Natteencep's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Run away from magenta tortoises, for they are unholy.