Quillgamzod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, smart finch.

Quillgamzod created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillgamzod, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quillgamzod, he will turn you into a slug.

Quillgamzod's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Quillgamzod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat bark.