Lenbegguportlenhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, cheerful jackal.

Lenbegguportlenhiv created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenbegguportlenhiv, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lenbegguportlenhiv, she will turn you into a duck.

Lenbegguportlenhiv's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Lenbegguportlenhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.