Fod is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise snake.

Fod created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fod, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fod's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of spinach to dolphins while wearing black trousers.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.