Ortkamwit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, humane horse.

Ortkamwit created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ortkamwit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ortkamwit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Ortkamwit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ortkamwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Erect six lead sculptures of Ortkamwit on top of important buildings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never look at asteroids.