Hudsadshav is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, stupid badger.

Hudsadshav created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudsadshav, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hudsadshav, he will throw large rocks at you.

Hudsadshav's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Hudsadshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.