Pidsagkomyar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident badger.

Pidsagkomyar created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Pidsagkomyar, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidsagkomyar, it will be mildly annoyed.

Pidsagkomyar's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Pidsagkomyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.