Vedfobdim is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless goose.

Vedfobdim created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Vedfobdim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vedfobdim, he will turn you into a hamster.

Vedfobdim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vedfobdim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vedfobdim.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Do not keep eight goats in a large pit.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never talk about planets.