Sidkimkabyat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, kind toad.

Sidkimkabyat created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sidkimkabyat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sidkimkabyat, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sidkimkabyat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sidkimkabyat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Never feed peanuts to nematodes while wearing hats.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.