Bisstarhim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, intelligent crow.

Bisstarhim created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Bisstarhim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bisstarhim, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bisstarhim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bisstarhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to foxes while wearing blue dresses.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Bisstarhim in the centre of the settlement.