Wabhakgat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent bee.

Wabhakgat created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabhakgat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wabhakgat, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wabhakgat's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Wabhakgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Erect four silver sculptures of Wabhakgat on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.