Getlingom Vegkarvil is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring chicken.

Getlingom Vegkarvil created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getlingom Vegkarvil, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Getlingom Vegkarvil, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Getlingom Vegkarvil's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Getlingom Vegkarvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never feed strawberries to seals while wearing boots.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Erect eight tin sculptures of Getlingom Vegkarvil on top of important buildings.