Ortgamdit Limminstig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty armadillo.

Ortgamdit Limminstig created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortgamdit Limminstig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ortgamdit Limminstig, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ortgamdit Limminstig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ortgamdit Limminstig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Ortgamdit Limminstig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Always treat turtles with great respect.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.