Sadlooptam is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless wolf.

Sadlooptam created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadlooptam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadlooptam, it will turn you into a dog.

Sadlooptam's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sadlooptam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Worship no other gods but Sadlooptam.

5. Never pour water over plants.