Lenjipwondut is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever whale.

Lenjipwondut created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenjipwondut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lenjipwondut, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Lenjipwondut's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Lenjipwondut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lenjipwondut.