Sinnellfly is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthinking lizard.

Sinnellfly created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sinnellfly, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sinnellfly, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sinnellfly's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sinnellfly's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Run away from fawn sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near eagles while wearing gray tights and balancing five tin spheres on your face.