Quillpan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, self-assured octopus.

Quillpan created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillpan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quillpan, she will destroy your home planet.

Quillpan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Quillpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.