Viltongeb is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable dove.

Viltongeb created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Viltongeb, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Viltongeb, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Viltongeb's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Viltongeb's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat green fruit.