Babvedmit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonest bird.

Babvedmit created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babvedmit, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Babvedmit, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Babvedmit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Babvedmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Always obey Babvedmit's priests.