Badbughapdimbonktartomtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident coyote.

Badbughapdimbonktartomtarp created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Badbughapdimbonktartomtarp, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Badbughapdimbonktartomtarp, he will laugh at you.

Badbughapdimbonktartomtarp's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Badbughapdimbonktartomtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.