Banbumtip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, competent swan.

Banbumtip created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Banbumtip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Banbumtip, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Banbumtip's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Banbumtip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Banbumtip.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never go into orange rooms.