Volmilren is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, thoughtless raven.

Volmilren created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Volmilren, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Volmilren, he will turn you into a tree.

Volmilren's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Volmilren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Volmilren's name in vain.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Worship no other gods but Volmilren.