Sittailpop is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, proud faun.

Sittailpop created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sittailpop, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sittailpop, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sittailpop's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sittailpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near whales while wearing brown corsets and balancing six iron spheres on your arms.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Sittailpop in the centre of the settlement.