Bigtipsis is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unjust dryad.

Bigtipsis created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigtipsis, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bigtipsis, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bigtipsis' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bigtipsis' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear jumpers.