Rigspagvad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, emotional shark.

Rigspagvad created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigspagvad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rigspagvad, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rigspagvad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rigspagvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Do not take Rigspagvad's name in vain.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Pray towards the north.