Camyarpbap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive ant.

Camyarpbap created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camyarpbap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Camyarpbap, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Camyarpbap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Camyarpbap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Camyarpbap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not keep four hamsters in a large pit.