Sadfudmot is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust monkey.

Sadfudmot created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadfudmot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sadfudmot, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sadfudmot's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sadfudmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sharks.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never paint your head mauve.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.