Dudcidlophub is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish shrew.

Dudcidlophub created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dudcidlophub, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dudcidlophub, he will turn you into a worm.

Dudcidlophub's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dudcidlophub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near geese while wearing blue kilts and balancing four iron spheres on your back.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Dudcidlophub in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never skip near seals.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Never feed figs to mice while wearing gray corsets.