Vabmisdadnatdimyik is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, pitiless frog.

Vabmisdadnatdimyik created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Vabmisdadnatdimyik, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vabmisdadnatdimyik, he will destroy your home solar system.

Vabmisdadnatdimyik's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vabmisdadnatdimyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Never think about dark energy near frogs while wearing brown shirts and balancing three zinc spheres on your neck.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Vabmisdadnatdimyik on top of all buildings.