Wotbisslam is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, almighty rhinoceros.

Wotbisslam created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Wotbisslam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wotbisslam, she will manifest in front of you.

Wotbisslam's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Wotbisslam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wotbisslam.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not chop down trees.