Sascetflis is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody beaver.

Sascetflis created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sascetflis, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sascetflis, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sascetflis' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sascetflis' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sascetflis.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.